This song was in the Season 2 premiere of Orange is the New Black. Andrew Bird is so great and so is Chicago, which will always be my favorite city, even if Piper only lasted there for one episode. 

(Source: Spotify)

2 more days. 

(Source: orangeskins, via orangeskins)

Regarding The Dietary Options At This Wedding

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Here’s a little thing that I wrote because I’d really just like to go to a wedding where they serve breakfast pizza. 

Daily affirmation that The Fat Jew is the only person worth following on Instagram. 

Daily affirmation that The Fat Jew is the only person worth following on Instagram. 

Holy shit this nation is fucked. 

Holy shit this nation is fucked. 

A bunch of people in Brooklyn are sad that bars are starting to tell them they can’t bring in their tiny children. 
Maybe those BK parents need a bottle and a nap???

A bunch of people in Brooklyn are sad that bars are starting to tell them they can’t bring in their tiny children. 

Maybe those BK parents need a bottle and a nap???

Blech.

"When I got into his inbox I felt like a bank robber, violating every rule of common decency. I discovered an e-mail trail between my boyfriend and the girl from his class. He had invited her over mere hours after he told me that we were on a break. They had been flirtatious for a month and he apologized in one e-mail for calling her late at night and drunk. “Can I make up for my drunken phone call with a dinner date?” he asked. I didn’t confront him on it immediately. I kept the affair in my back pocket to be used at a later time."

XoJane might be my least favorite website in the world. And the above, from a haphazardly penned article about how a woman hacked into her bf’s email to find proof of infidelity, is not the type of thing a responsible, thoughtful and well-curated women’s website would feature. Oh. Wait.  

Killin it, Gap Company Corporate. 

Killin it, Gap Company Corporate.