I’m playing Dream Phone tonight, so I thought I’d make a cake to keep things in perspective.  
…That being said, I really hope Dan is my match.

I’m playing Dream Phone tonight, so I thought I’d make a cake to keep things in perspective.  

…That being said, I really hope Dan is my match.

Norm on Robin

Probably the most perfectly-encapsulated tribute to the late Robin Williams that I’ve come across in the last 24 hours. RIP.

Norm MacDonald Remembers Robin Williams

This song was in the Season 2 premiere of Orange is the New Black. Andrew Bird is so great and so is Chicago, which will always be my favorite city, even if Piper only lasted there for one episode. 

(Source: Spotify)

2 more days. 

(Source: orangeskins, via orangeskins)

Regarding The Dietary Options At This Wedding

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Here’s a little thing that I wrote because I’d really just like to go to a wedding where they serve breakfast pizza. 

Daily affirmation that The Fat Jew is the only person worth following on Instagram. 

Daily affirmation that The Fat Jew is the only person worth following on Instagram. 

Holy shit this nation is fucked. 

Holy shit this nation is fucked. 

A bunch of people in Brooklyn are sad that bars are starting to tell them they can’t bring in their tiny children. 
Maybe those BK parents need a bottle and a nap???

A bunch of people in Brooklyn are sad that bars are starting to tell them they can’t bring in their tiny children. 

Maybe those BK parents need a bottle and a nap???